my favourite biscuits are in the cupboard but no i will not eat them im eating healthy!!!!
update: i ate the whole box
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die